Secrets to a Good Valentine’s Day

Friday 14 February 2014 by

It’s Valentine’s Day. You can either collectively shudder or swoon, but either way you’re going to have some kind of reaction. As we have established, I am sat firmly in the singleton camp. I can either choose to be embittered or desperate… but I’m not. I’m not a fan of Valentine’s Day; it’s a bit overblown and commercial if you ask me, although I’m not going to sniff at a romantic gesture or two. However, there are a few things you should know.

Always remember my favourite flavour of jelly bean

Never call me “jelly bean” (or any other kind of pet name)

 

Always text me a picture of something funny when you see it

Never text me every half hour to check in and tell me you miss me

 

Always indulge my love of zombie films

Never judge my love of 10 Things I Hate About You

 

Always buy me good vodka or rosé for a Friday night

Never mix my drink for me (you won’t get it right)

 

Always run me a bubble bath

Never offer me a foot rub

 

What are your romantic rules for a happy Valentine’s Day?

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